frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

unpopuler:

is there Starbucks in hell?

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet